Recommends

Rubberbands--the lazy man's twist tie. So versatile. Bring some home from your office and secure your items in your fridge today. I had a boss constantly call them "elastics." Please don't.

Menthol-infused shaving cream--for some reason, no burn--only cool sensation. Malin and Goetz brand for best results. Makes shaving something to look forward to.

Jogging--yeah, the old-fashioned sort. Far superior a workout than any of its competitors. Just tough to get kick-started, with creeking knees and lower lumbar problems, but worth the fight. Feels like I lost 5 lbs, just thinking about it.

Buying Used Books on Amazon Marketplace--awesome concept. Usually pay about $3-$4 for all kinds of hard-to-find shit. I'd rely on the sellers' with the most feedback. You say "obviously"? I say "$500 million per year in Internet fraud." But I haven't had a problem yet with the less popular sellers. You can't be needing it, though, for a paper due on Monday. Takes a good 10-14 days to receive.

Wasabi & Soy Sauce Blue Diamond Almonds--will kick your @ss initially with bold taste, but then becomes refreshingly addictive.

The Genitive Case--a possessive of time, when you want to short cut "six years of imprisonment" to "six years' imprisonment." We use it easily in speech, on Court TV, avoid it in writing. Its simple, elegant--the new comma. Other examples: an hour's delay, three days' time.

Horse Raddish Hummus from Trader Joe's--refreshingly addictive, see Wasabi/soy almonds. Ate a whole tub straight the other night. Wasabi is just Japanese Horse Raddish, for the tyros out there.

Please feel free to add to the mix....