Today's Bible Lesson

Pat Robertson, a moral beacon of Christianity for right wing Americans, gives us today's reading.

The doctrine of assassination may be unclear at times, but verily, if assassinating a leader from another land is cheaper than war and will not diminish thine oil supply, the Lord instructs his followers to exercise no mercy in assassinating that leader. To do so is holy and just if the leader controls a vast pool of oil which rightfully belongs to true Christians.

Thanks Pat. I'm sure you've made Jesus very happy.