TWO GOOD LEGS

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Cheerleaders in Texas are "Shaking their behinds" and "Breaking it Down": Enter Stage Left: Super Congressman Al Edwards

The Texas Legislature is busy at work.
Are they trying to secure our Gulf Coast ports against The War on a Verb? No.
Are they passing through committee a life without parole bill? No.
Are they attempting to find funding for the President's Every Child Left Behind legislation? No. Are they attempting to figure out a way to get health insurance for Texas' 1.5million children without coverage? Of Course Not.

But they are attempting to pass legislation that would make it illegal for cheerleaders in our public schools to gyrate their hips or to dance in sexually suggestive ways. No, I am not kidding, Al Edwards(D) from the Houston area says, and I quote,
"It's just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they're shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down,"
Maybe this congressman needs to shake and break it down a bit and get off this ridiculous waste (half way down this page) of taxpayer time and resources. Here is Al's home page email link, send him an email and let him know he will be losing re-election. God Bless Texas! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

posted by Bulldoza at 4/06/2005 10:35:00 PM

3 Comments:

Blogger Rocky Smith said...

Hey! I like cheerleaders shaking it- as long as they aren't my daughter. I am a dirty old man though...

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Terror" is a noun, bro.

4:24 PM  
Blogger Bulldoza said...

no shit, what did i say?

4:58 PM  

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