An Alien Marriage: Not Unconstitutional!

Tomorrow I will be traveling to Fremont, Ohio through Cleveland for a space wedding. Fremont is home of 1 of 3 of our US Presidents who did not win the popular election, W. Bush being another. Yes, after knocking his girl up, Zonka, a space alien, will be getting married on Saturday. I was designated as the token Hispanic and was provided free airfare, hotel and meal expenses. I love affirmative action, thanks for the handout you dumb liberals. Congratulations Zonka Shocka, may your little space alien also be 9 feet tall and may you have a healthy alien family.