Do You Get Full Value On Your Money?

I am late on the ball with this, but it's too damn good not to put up here. Plus, I keep listening to it over and over, so I might as well put up the link for myself so I can stop googling to find it:

Listen as Paul Anka, legendary crooner, inspired songwriter ("My Way", Tonight Show theme), beloved by the Japanese, rips into his band after a sub-par performance in Vegas. Why?

"The guy on the end... he was wearing a t-shirt. A T-SHIRT!"

In case you didn't know, THE GUYS GET SHIRTS.

Listen. Then listen again. Pure gems.

"You thought, you thought. You thought, you thought eight things tonight!"

BELATED HAT TIP: Ace, who has really run with it.

SOLICITED BUT DESERVED HAT TIP: T'OD and Spyder, who are on a serious integrity kick.