Excellent, a few favorites: 71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.
54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.
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Excellent, a few favorites:
71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
50. Never brood in a dance bar. Never dance in a dive bar.
54. Never lie in a bar. You may, however, grossly exaggerate and lean.
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