Speaking of Donkey Punches...

Shmoopy, honey bunny, babydoll, butternut squash, my boo, love of my life, cuddly-wuddly, love-muffin, peaches-n-cream, pookie, and now the "c-word"?

Yeah, that dreaded c-word, the one-syllable word for female genitalia that makes women the world over cringe and viciously maim any user (hint: rhymes with hunt), has been deemed a term of endearment. University president states that its okay Chaucer used it that way.

Men worldwide collectively sigh in relief. "P-word" possibly next off blacklist.