Getting down to these.

What was your first thought when you learned that your Attorney General's office advised your President that he might be able to get away with torturing other human beings?

How did you feel when your Attorney General refused to produce the memo in which his office advised the President that he could torture people?

What did you think about Biden telling Ashcroft that there was a reason we have prohibitions against torture: so American soldiers like Biden's son don't get tortured by others?

What did you think about the Attorney General's lack of an explanation for keeping the torture memo secret, in open contempt of Congress?

Sure, some accused Ashcroft of being the worst attorney general in history, and some bristled at the thought of the most powerful men in free America trying to figure out how to legally torture people, but I think we all know the real issue here:

Senator Biden is tacky.

Unbelievable.