One of the hazards of volunteering for a political campaign

is that you might get Justin Warfel's job.

Who would have guessed that the source of Malus Darkblade, Pawn of Daemons, would end up in such a humiliating position. Justin, you don't have to do this. You should have told Mr. Ryan that you weren't willing to film Obama while he pees. Maybe you should have just left the campaign altogether and gone back to playing Dragon Dice.

Oh Jack Ryan. How low thou sinketh.