GAYS FOR GEORGE W. UNITE!

Oh, I know. We've heard the arguments of the gay community against President Bush. Yes, yes, I know... he wants to change the founding document of our country so that it will forever deny you a right the courts have long recognized as fundamental to human dignity. But you obviously haven't considered this gem of an argument lifted from a new favoriteof Cavalry Charge:

...gays and lesbians have more rights today in America than they did when George Bush entered office. For example, you can now engage in buggery in from Fort Lauderdale to Fort Hood. You can say that he's not responsible for this quick expansion of rights, but you cannot deny that the gay community is better off today than it was four years ago.

Log Cabin Republicans, rest easy.