Democracy: Not Just for Whites Anymore

Yes, it's Friday and I feel more like blogging than working. Number 3 for today:

Hark, oh racially diverse citizenry of the United States, your President speaks! :

There's a lot of people in the world who don't believe that people whose skin color may not be the same as ours can be free and self-govern. I reject that. I reject that strongly. I believe that people who practice the Muslim faith can self-govern. I believe that people whose skins aren't necessarily -- are a different color than white can self-govern.

Not the same as ours, Mr. President? Come on. You know that "our" skin comes in many colors. I've even seen pictures of you with people of different colors right here in America (it's how I know you're compassionate, remember?).

Let us all cheer President Bush as he creates the first non-white democracy in the world and proves wrong the sorry lot who "don't believe that people whose skin color may not be the same as ours can be free and self-govern."

After the President proves that non-whites can self govern, maybe he can invade South Korea. As long as we're over there, we could nail Japan. Then South Africa. On the way down we could hit Botswana, Namibia, Benin and Mali! Watch your non-white backs! American Thunder Democracy is headed your way! You looking at us funny, Thailand?